The Cheese Murder
The Cheese Murder. A slightly amusing whodunit by Nick Willson.
It’s December in Larynx, 1991. The villagers are preparing for Christmas when their festivities are marred by a couple of suspicious deaths.
This light-hearted murder mystery novel follows the antics of the acidic Ralph Parmesan, wealthy Christine Ribcage, romantic Leonard Mantlepiece and a whole bunch of other twenty-somethings through intense spates of beer consumption, rage, jealousy, passion and tomfoolery.
The Sockwith Police, masterminded by DI Brian Fluids, are somewhat less than competent. So when a second death occurs - a hideous death by cheese - the team springs into action. But do they have the ability to track down the killer?
The Author
Nick Willson was ‘between jobs’ in 1991 so occupied himself with the challenge of writing this funny whodunit novel which he also transcribed into a full screenplay murder mystery manuscript. No-one was interested in publishing this funny book or offering him a lucrative movie contract at the time, so this literary fictional masterpiece snoozed away in a drawer for 17 years. But no more! This amusing book was finally published in October 2009 for all the world to enjoy.  Read a brief extract here.
Nick is still convinced this will make a fine movie! Contact him if you are interested.
Between October 2009 and January 2010 this book sold locally to raise money for a number of charities (all proceeds) and the response from readers has been most enthusiastic!
ISBN 978-1-906866-34-1
204 pages, paperback, fiction. Contains some bad language.
RRP £7.99
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First Published in Great Britain in 2009 by Lees Media Limited
Copyright © Nick Willson 1991 – 2009

Contact the author: author@cheesemurder.co.uk


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